Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura Lete Ho; Itna Katil Kaise Sharma Lete Ho; Ek Baat Batao Dost . . . . . . . . . Bachpan Se Hi Kamine Ho Ya Surat Hi Aisi Bana Lete Ho?
Pathan: Mera Yaar Aaya Hai Chay To Bana Do! Begam: Main Nahin Bana Rahi! Pathan: Bana De N Jab Tera Yaar Aayega To Main Bhi Bana Dunga!
Pappu Banti Se: Tujhe Ladki Fasani Aati Hai? Banti: Nahin Pappu: Nahin Aati To Sikh Le Pahle Ek Kaagaz Ka Jahaz Bana Fir Use Class Men Uda Techer Ke Puchne Par Ladki Ka Nam Laga De Bas Fans Gai Ladki
Pappu (Doctor Se): Kya Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota Hai? Doctor: Han Hota Hai Pappu: Yaar Aapko Doctor Kisne Bana Diya? Doctor: Kyon Kya Hua? Pappu: Agar Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota To Fir Bhains Ka Bachcha Kala Kyon Hota Hai?
Bevkuf Bivi Apne Pati Ko Gulam Bana Kar Rakhti Hai Aur Khud Gulaam Ki Bivi Kahlati Hai; Aur Samjhdar Bivi Apne Pati Ko Raja Bana Kar Rakhti Hai Aur Khud Usaki Rani Bankar Rahati Hai